Times You Know You're A Stalker

Last night at Dick's Sporting Goods in the Robinson Mall the Penguins had their annual signing. If you remembered (like we didn't) to buy a bracelet then you got an autograph in one session with three players.

We just went to stalk. And to take pictures with our blurry and still mysterious camera. You think we would have figured it out by now, right?

Some highlights from the adventure.....


Spotted a blue Scuderi t-shirt. Only one in existence we think. What a purchase.



The kid's on the escalator again.



Henrik decided to camouflage herself for better stalking advantages.



Then she tried to crawl under the coats to get a better view.



Petey with his hat on.


Petey and Max flirting.


The superstar.



Crazy eyes.



Flipping the hairs.



Dumper Bob.



We don't think he looked anyone in the eyes.



Brooks scaring children.



Kris hitting on a little boy.



He's telling her that he's French.



Haaaaair.



Giving the death stare.



Brooks doesn't approve of the Lemang in front of him.



Creeper!



OMG Girls like Kris Letang?!?!?!?!?!


Totally not blinking.



Signing a cup.



OMG He looked a child in the eyes.



Joke.



Confused little Frenchman.



The man, Eric Godard.



Jordie talks to TK.



Tyler catches us taking a pic.



Signing for someone.



We think he caught us too.



Creeping on a kid.



Petey leaving the thing.



Just about to leave.



Eric Godard listening to Katie O'Malley.

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A couple of stories from the event.....

-Pascal Dupuis made a child cry when his mother handed him to him. This was the same kid that punch Noodles in the thigh because he was having a tantrum in the coats.

-There was a woman freaking out about the fact that Petr Sykora was twenty feet from her.

-Two pre-teen girls were next to us and the one girl was hyperventilating next to us. And she actually said to her friend, "I am not retarded, I am in love."

-The same girl even got Max Talbot to wave at her.

-There was a boy/man trying to keep people from bum-rushing the tables and Noodles thought that saying, "I like your hair, it's the really dry look" would get him to let us bum-rush the tables.

-Actual conversation between Petr and Max:

-Max is handed a picture of himself and Petr looks at it, "You look weird." Max just laughs and when Petr gets a picture of himself, Max peeks over and says, "You look...really good." Then Petr smiles at him and says, "Thanks. I'm hot."

-A man passed by us and he was on the cell phone, "Well, I know Letang's face." Figures a man would only know what Kris Letang looked like and no one else.

-Jordan Staal had a zit on his cheek.

-The first session of Talbot/Dupuis/Sykora was still going on when the second session of Godard/Staal/Kennedy came out. And some girl screamed "JORDAN!!!!!!!" Max looked up and yelled, "OMG JORDAN! TK!" Tyler laughed and Jordan was laughing so hard and he waved at Talbot.

-Petr came up the escalator and was confused about where he was. And he left through the secret door on the bottom of Dick's.

-Noodles spotted Letang coming into the store because of his backwards white baseball hat.

-We are somehow getting into communication snafus lately. Henrik thought that I was friends with Ryan Malone on facebook because we were talking about him and this kid we knew in high school. And I said that Sidney Crosby needed a "scoring weiner". Yeah, we were sober.

-Last but not least...the quote of the night...Henrik said, "I wanna rub peanut butter on Eric Godard's nipples."